“Are you fed up with the fucking state of your love life?” Well, are you? Unabashedly giving the finger to smug-faced, pashmina-wearing dating websites, Slagbox is everything we think single’s nights should be, but can’t admit ‘cause it sounds too slutty. Upon entry everyone’s given a number and from there sparks the fun. The aim of the game, if you will, is to scan the dancefloor, spot something (sorry, someone) that takes your fancy, write their number a note and pop it in ‘the Slagbox’. Notes are read aloud throughout the evening and the rest is up to you. Ooh barracuda. Expect sexual tension you could cut with Cupid’s lesser-known knife and some chat-up lines to never show your grandma.